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Bike theft is serious. But who said the solution can’t be hilarious?
Slap on our ultra-hideous, tamper-proof, and weather-resistant Trust the Rust stickers.
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Secure your bike just as usual, then sit back and LOL in the face of bike-stealing bandits.
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Your sleek, expensive bike now looks like a relic from the junkyard.
Sticky Tofu bike stickers will definitely make your bike look super ugly.
No one in the right mind would dare to:
Just Stick, Lock and LOL
Guaranteed to make the thieves ask themselves: "Is this bike cursed?"
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